Pastor rules for dating daughter
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter (24764 Views) A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter / My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter / Application For Permission To Date My Daughter (2) (3) (4) Hi Nairalanders, Saw this online, had a good laff and just had to share with u, dont know if u seen this before, if not, enjoy ]The following was written by a father to his daugher's potential boyfriend APPLICATION FORM FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from a doctor of my choice. (You might watch your back)To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENCE ________________BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ STATE___________ POSTCODE______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________If less than your age, explain____________________________________________________________________ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy): Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a carton of beer, because you're sure not picking anything up.Ahora puedes ver nuestra lista y fotos de chicas que están en su área y satisfacer sus preferencias.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool, places where there is darkness, places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.So, well then, if you want to date her, you better follow these rules yet.There are only so and so many places that Mennonites meet.